sheila--marie asked: BECAUSE I HAIL FROM THE BEST COUNTRY ON EARTH.
WHERE’S YOUR MUSTACHE.
G'DAY AND WELCOME. I'M SURE YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SOME MANLY MAN WEAPONS FROM MANN CO. YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE. UNLESS YOU ARE A HIPPIE. IF YOU ARE A HIPPIE, I WILL COVER YOU IN RAW PORK CHOPS AND THROW YOU TO THE VARIOUS VICIOUS SPECIES OF SHARKS THAT ENCIRCLE THE BLESSED COUNTRY OF AUSTRALIA.
sheila--marie asked: BECAUSE I HAIL FROM THE BEST COUNTRY ON EARTH.
WHERE’S YOUR MUSTACHE.
thecontrolpoint asked: Mr. Hale, since I was probably made by Mann Co does that mean you're my daddy?
BIDWELL, THE FLOOR IS TALKING.
I THINK IT WANTS YOU TO SWEEP IT.
swaggaraptor asked: SAAAAAAAXXXXXXXTTTTTTOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH.
sheila--marie asked: SOMEONE SAY MY NAME?
NAH, SHEILA. WAS TALKING ABOUT THE OTHER SHEILA.
WHY THE BLOODY HELL IS YOUR NAME SHEILA ANYWAY, SHEILA.
stupidsexysniper asked: NOT YEH.
C’MERE AND LET ME MAKE YA INTO A THROW RUG, SHEILA.
Contest prize for ~breakthatfall
jk xD
SAXTON HALE.
Source: blastedking
Please forgive my absence. Tumblr hasn’t alerted me to the asks, so I’ve been taking that as an indicator of Saxton’s involvement in the group.
Turns out there’s about fifty messages and Tumblr is an asshat.
In other words, 600+ followers. Saxton will see what he can do about that. ))
saxton-hale started following you
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Aw crap, yer still breathin’?
YOU NEED YOUR ASS KICKED TOO?
Source: blusnipah
OI, YEH BIG LUG. Wondered where th’ bloody hell yeh went to!
Yeh make a wise crack about me not having a mustache, yer gettin’ one.Good to have yeh around. MannCo still alroight?
I HAVE BEEN MAKING DAISY DUKES OUT OF RHINOCEROSES AND HIPPOPOTIMOUSSES.
GROW SOME GODDAMN FACIAL HAIR YA BLOODY KIWI.
Source: quickscoped
consultingdovahkiin asked: MR. HALE, WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE HIPPIE-PUNCHING METHOD?
ALL OF THEM.