DAMNED HIPPIES

G'DAY AND WELCOME. I'M SURE YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SOME MANLY MAN WEAPONS FROM MANN CO. YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE. UNLESS YOU ARE A HIPPIE. IF YOU ARE A HIPPIE, I WILL COVER YOU IN RAW PORK CHOPS AND THROW YOU TO THE VARIOUS VICIOUS SPECIES OF SHARKS THAT ENCIRCLE THE BLESSED COUNTRY OF AUSTRALIA.